| 00:00 - 00:03 | People are not happy with the move to indoor training |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They say the cold and wet builds moral fibre |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They love the Finsbury Park outdoors |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is an immensely challenging environment |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | This area is especially muddy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just get on and arrange the gym sessions |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will come round to my way of thinking |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | GMF... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | German Military Fitness will be finished if we move to the gym |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | People say this is not what they signed up for |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All instructors against indoor training sessions leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is MILITARY Fitness!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | People are supposed to obey orders!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Indoor training is the only way we can survive as a company |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We must be profitable at all costs! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The members must be talked round! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Otherwise we will all go broke |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I shall have to cancel my membership with Fitness First! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They say that British Military Fitness would NEVER sanction indoor training |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | British Military Fitness! Just because they won the war they think they are better! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Brits are calling us a load of pussies for wanting to train indoors |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | The gym is first class! Anyone would be proud to train there! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How dare they say that about us! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Indoor training is for real fitness people |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We don't just play around on the grass like BMF do! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We stretch the human body to its limits |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Anyone can see that the gym is the best place to do this |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All that fresh air outside just sends you to sleep |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | People cannot concentrate on training... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | with the fresh smells and pretty scenery outdoors |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do they think it is? A nature ramble? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We have invested too much in this already |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | I have just put in an order for 20 Swiss balls |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The members don't realise... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We know what is best for them! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All they have to do is pay their subs and do as they are told |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It is not their place to argue |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they are? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They are privileged to train with us! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | We could roll in the mud afterwards and fool people we have been training outdoors |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I hear is how much better... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | British Military Fitness do things... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They think they are number one! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will show them! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | German Military Fitness will be number one in INDOOR training |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The punters will all defect to us! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then we shall see who is the best |
