| 00:00 - 00:03 | Talia it seems like our campaign has failed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Jamon has had strong support from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | central wing, Packard and east |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Thomo's late support for Jamon also |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | has led to his victory in South wing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Extension has not been counted yet. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will support me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Talia... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Extension... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Extension has voted for Jamon. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They loved Bottom Ex Blackout. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want only the admins of Talia for President 2015 to stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We had 78 likes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where was Jamon's Facebook community? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No fucking page, no fucking event! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I promised to kill the birds. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every single fucking bird! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now I have to kill a President? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I promised to turn on the toasters, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | warm toast for every fucking Brucie. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Stavros is diligent and on time... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He closes breakfast at 10.27! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The dining hall must be clean for lunch. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But not before I've eaten my oats! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm a late riser. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I had posters in every door way and |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | every entrance to this fucking hall. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Eyes closed but open minded" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I just look like an idiot with a baseball helmet. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Every single night I posted my policy at 6.30pm and |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | always made sure I included a photo for maximum reach. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now you fucking tell me likes don't equal votes? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was my time... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was meant to be the 10th female President |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it was time for Talia. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | SR applications are closed, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and I can't even apply for fucking Buttery assistant. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Does a Packard librarian mean nothing at Bruce anymore? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now with the new returners policy, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I bet my leading role in the play is also worthless. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ask Arthy described me as 'spectacular'! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we still have the $200 curtain. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose this is the end of Bruce for me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I'll find a house with Jodie or move... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to Unilodge. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've heard their sense of community is wonderful. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But CRC elections for Sports Reps are still coming. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can run a bit and my volleyball spikes are strong. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll make a Facebook group. |
