| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir. I'm not sure you've heard, yet. |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | One of your picks in women's tennis lost this week. |
| 00:07 - 00:07 | In this city. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was a terrible defeat. She looked weak out on court. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It appears she never stood a chance, and was demolished. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It must be Sharapova you are speaking of. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There's no way you are speaking of Eugenie. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was Eugenie who lost to Sabine the other day. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We thought you had already heard the news. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Genie Army members stay. Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This must be a cruel joke. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There's no way Eugenie lost to a German tennis player. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I know it is my home country, but Genie is my favorite. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is insanity. This is not acceptable. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I swear. If this is a joke... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will have you all march right back into France. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And, never to be heard of again! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Genie does not lose. Especially not on my watch. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we thought only Austin liked her... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What did you just say? Are you out of your mind?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he's always said that she was his favorite. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will not stand for this. I am just as much of a fan than he is. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He never bought a Genie Army shirt! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I purchased my 4th shirt the other day. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It was pink! So now you tell me. Who is the biggest Genie fan?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not the guy who likes the Reds and lives with a weird roommate. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't even get my started on his roommate. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He likes that team Chelsea and makes out with his friend's sisters. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It outright madness. I am the biggest fan. Without a doubt. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You might as well have said the biggest fan is Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Back to the matter at hand. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This insult will not be tolerated. Let's get down to the bottom of this. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I still think this is a lie. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This has made me upset. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The one day I don't go down to the bunker to watch Genie's match... And, you tell me she lost. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and telling me lies. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do you think you're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Quiet. Or, he'll notice your Sabine shirt. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess there's a brighter side. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Eugenie still has a hot twin sister. However, I always forget her name. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's Betty something... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Someone grab my iPhone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Oh, wait. That's right. Goebbels left it back at the Eagle's Nest. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Why fight it anymore? I'll just be a Wozniacki fan. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Worst day ever. |
