| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I'm hanging out at my house, its the end of november |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Where the hell is the snow? Needs to hurry up! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Snow report says winter park got 8 inches |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Mary jane side isn't open yet, so where do I ski? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Maybe i'll ski the winter park side |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Green runs! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Ride the cabriolet! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Maybe I'll find some moguls |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Could be some tree runs |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | After one run, I can go warm up at the fancy new lodge |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Relax by the fire and take some selfies |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Then buy a $30 GMO-free vegan hamburger |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Who buys this shit? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | A bunch of tourists! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | $20 Coors light for Texans |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | $35 Pizza for Californians |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Then I'm told |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Season pass holders get discounts |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | $5 off french fries |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Must be tough to get food up there with no snow |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I showed up once with packed lunch |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Had to sit outside! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But for realzies yo |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Those prices are extravagant |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Need to consider other resorts |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Perhaps I can check keystone |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | copper |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | or breckenridge |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Vail probably has a great selection of champagne, Andres! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Andres! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Maybe they serve it |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | in a shot glass |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Then after I'm finished |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I'll go for some fancy cake for dessert |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Sometimes I'll bring a quarter and ask them what I can buy with it |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And they say? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Here's some water |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Next time Ill try 2 quarters |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Stay away from their kitchen |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I still go to winter park despite their expensive food |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | When do you plan to go next? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Tough to say, there's some new snowfall lately but |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | only 4 runs. Plus brian hasn't put his ski rack on yet |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Aye, I really want to ski |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | or maybe snowboard |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | How do they get around when they sit all the time |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I'm so pumped to go skiing tho. Ya'll better be ready to send |
