| 00:00 - 00:03 | SSG, It looks like you finally got your orders |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 1ST Recruiting Brigade |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | NYC Battalion - Right here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know it wasn't your first choice on the list...but that's what it is. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But everywhere else was filled. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Awesome, NYC is a fun place. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Ill be happy to live there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sergeant... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You got orders to Suffolk Recruiting Company... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The worst company in USAREC. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is a 79R, Get out right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY HAVEN'T EVER MADE MISSION |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | LITERALLY MY CAREER IS FUCKING OVER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | MY WIFE IS GOING TO FUCK SOME ILLEGAL AND LEAVE ME |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BECAUSE I'LL NEVER BE HOME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | LITERALLY EVERYONE HATES THAT PLACE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HALF THE CENTER LEADERS GOT FIRED OR WANT TO DIE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND FUCKING COLE DIDDLED KIDS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SERGEANT, HE JUST LOOKED AT KID PORN |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT FUCKING CARE..IM SIGNING A DEC STATEMENT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SERGEANT, THAT WILL RUIN YOUR CAREER |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE COMMANDER AND 1SG WILL RUIN MY CAREER NO MATTER WHAT I DO |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING SUFFOLK COMPANY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 3 FUCKING YEARS IN THIS SHITHOLE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IM GONNA HANG MYSELF |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | RIGHT FROM THE DAMN CEILING FAN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE ARMY GOES AND FUCKS ME LIKE THIS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I can call Branch and get moved. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To save me, save me from this hell. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't fucking believe this. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Suffolk Company |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FUCKING SHITTY FUCKING SUFFOLK COMPANY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is the worst day of my LIFE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about my wife? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My Daughter? What about her? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who will take care of them? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry - you will get BAH. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess my next 3 years |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | will be full of serious day drinking |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and illicit drug use |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it's all I have |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Will any of you join me? I need friends to get through this shit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe we could start a MEME chat? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thats all we have. |
