| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest Data Reaper report is out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Face Hunter has a 75% win rate versus Rogue. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Midrange Shaman is still completely broken. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And now Aggro Shaman is back like Anub'arak. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Without reliable board clears we're toast. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There'll be something in the expansion. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can wait a bit. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Blizzard... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Blizzard released the last Rogue card today. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's a Stealth Magma Rager. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay in here if you play: Rattle, Tempo, Pirate, Burgle. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a class card slot! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not a neutral minion card slot! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why the hell are Team 5 trolling us with this crap? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's Purify again... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They lied to us about Blade Flurry! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They said they needed the design space! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These new cards are just under-powered Stealth minions! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or reprints like that ridiculous coin! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, some people say Shadow Sensei is a better Houndmaster- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are RETARDS! Aggro players! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, Pirate Rogue is an Aggro deck. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Pirate Rogue isn't even remotely competitive! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Rogue weapons are bad! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Deadly Poison sucks. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You can get a 3-mana 3/2 for free from a Deadly Fork. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And don't get me started on Assassin's Blade! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All the sticky Deathrattles rotated out with GvG. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What use is a card like Raptor if all we get are Stealth minions? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I might as well play Wild! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At least there I'd get an even matchup against Secret Paladin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want to play Miracle. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I like playing single-player games. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lethal out of nowhere. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Lifecoach. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He was supposed to be collaborating with Blizzard on the new expansion! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was sure he'd sneak in a new Healbot, or something. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He'll pay for this betrayal. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No more Twitch for that rope-loving millionaire! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He won't stream through Lizard Squad DDOS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry; there's still Kolento. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Really what's the point? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If Miracle ever got good they'd just nerf it again. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's hopeless. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It'll never be top tier. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose I can have fun playing Mill at Rank 20. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's enough noobs there. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Burning cards is fun. |
