00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Lisa I know you are curling your hair extensions |
00:04 - 00:05 | We need to find a lift to the Valk |
00:05 - 00:07 | But every lad is going drinking in Galway here |
00:08 - 00:12 | so none of the cunts will give us a free lift |
00:12 - 00:15 | So will either have to ring a taxi or stay at one of the girls houses |
00:17 - 00:19 | What about Nathan? |
00:19 - 00:21 | He is always spinning in town.. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Lisa.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Nathan.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Nathan wants 30 euros petrol money to drop us in.. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He says the s2000 is too thirsty |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except, Fiona, Sarah, Emma and Aisling... |
01:13 - 01:15 | He such a tight CUNT! |
01:15 - 01:17 | As tight as a DUCKS ARSE TIGHT! |
01:18 - 01:23 | The cunt would know if you lent him two euro a month ago |
01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking hairdressers car... |
01:29 - 01:31 | We would never fit in it anyway |
01:31 - 01:34 | I hope roof falls off and he loses his wallet |
01:34 - 01:37 | Even though he probably has a chain on it |
01:37 - 01:40 | Fort Knox has nothing on that prick! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Lisa, Nathan lent me a couple of quid before.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | One good turn doesnt mean he's Mother Teresa all of a sudden |
01:46 - 01:48 | Lisa there's other lads we could ask... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Sure they will all be locked on Bucky |
01:53 - 01:54 | This is BULLSHIT |
01:56 - 01:57 | How am I meant to shower, |
01:57 - 02:00 | do my hair and my face and tan |
02:00 - 02:03 | and then haggle with him for a lift out in an hour?! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I would rather shit in my hands and clap |
02:08 - 02:13 | Then waste more money on petrol when I could drink it instead |
02:14 - 02:16 | I havent been locked in WEEKS! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'm not going to let anything stop me from getting PISSED!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | There's too much blood in my alcohol system.. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Someone get me a brandy to calm my nerves.. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Its impossible to do my face when I'm sweating.. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I just wanted to look well |
02:43 - 02:47 | But now ill have to use dry shampoo and I'll smell like a FUCKING TRAMP |
02:48 - 02:53 | I should just give up the drink all together |
02:54 - 02:56 | But then I would just be a dry shite |
02:56 - 02:59 | and Sara would have me cleaning the house all day |
03:00 - 03:02 | She can calm the fuck down and do it HERSELF! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry about it we'll get shots in the Valk |
03:14 - 03:16 | I would take my own car |
03:19 - 03:23 | But I can't stand the thought of driving home tommorrow |
03:25 - 03:26 | hungover as fuck |
03:31 - 03:33 | I need an Audi |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I could ask Nathan for a small loan of 10,000.. |
03:46 - 03:49 | That prick isn't short of a few euros. |
03:53 - 03:56 | fuck it... |