| 00:00 - 00:02 | you want to know about TOUR go talk to Max |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | he'll sort you out with the good shit |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | SUP BITCHEZ |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | so how's ROAR |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | stay away from beggy he'll hump anything that moves |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | and Hypno's got naked again |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | but enough about them, i'm young, i'm dumb, i'm full of fun |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | so how's recruitment for TOUR |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | i'm not completely happy yet, not enough for me to do a little dance |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | i'm just relieved that the freshers haven't organised their own TOUR for monday |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | they'd probably organise the Xmas meal better |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | social secs really buggered up the whole tickets thing |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I'm sorry, i've had a few rum bulls and Portacus is off pulling gravy/boob/ generic Wockey #26 |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | if we hit the magic 42 then maybe, maybe uncle max will do a special dance |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | we're nearly at 42, the freshers have stepped up |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | the freshers are less boring than anticipated |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | you're shitting me, even Yoda? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | yes even Yoda |
