00:00 - 00:03 | We've looked at the games, and suggest you make a small value bet: |
00:04 - 00:05 | Ninjas in Pyjamas will be versing OverGaming, |
00:05 - 00:07 | As part of the StarSeries league. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We suspect NiP will be in a slump after their recent loss at Dreamhack |
00:12 - 00:15 | And we expect OverGaming to take the match. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Use the returns from the Fnatic bet, |
00:19 - 00:21 | And make a value bet on OverGaming |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Fnatic... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Fnatic didn't win their game against Titan. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They lost the match in 2 maps. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except my betting advisors; Keitel, Jodl, and Krebs, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You told me that was a safe bet! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You told me Fnatic had no chance of losing! |
01:18 - 01:23 | So much for, "Fnatic are unstoppable right now!" |
01:25 - 01:28 | Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I've lost everything! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Meanwhile the Titan fanboys are rolling in my skins! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Since when have Titan been able to beat anyone? |
01:37 - 01:40 | They all play like fucking silvers! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Titan played extremely well! |
01:42 - 01:46 | They play like silvers! How did they beat Fnatic!? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they even beat LDLC in the finals! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well maybe you should have told me they were doing good |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's too late now! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And what the fuck were Fnatic doing? |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we are the best in the world right now" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will win Dreamhack Stockholm!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | Meanwhile they got knocked out in the semi-finals to fucking Titan! |
02:08 - 02:13 | They destroy teams when they play online, but suck at LAN! |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's not that hard, for Christ's sake. |
02:17 - 02:21 | You'd think that they would do better since it was in Sweden! |
02:27 - 02:29 | So what should I do now? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I used to be a betting master! A fucking prodigy! |
02:34 - 02:36 | And now I lose everything on one game... |
02:41 - 02:42 | I give up. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I give up on betting on teams like Fnatic that lose to fucking TITAN! |
02:48 - 02:53 | It's like the whole pro-scene has turned to shit! |
02:54 - 02:56 | You can't even predict games anymore. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Because every team throws for skins. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'm never betting again! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he'll be back tomorrow. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm being unfair on Fnatic, |
03:19 - 03:23 | They've been doing well recently. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'm sure it was a close game. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Olofmeister probably destroyed. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I want you to buy some more skins to bet with, I don't care how much it costs |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to win again, you'll see. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Now leave me alone, I need to cry. |