00:00 - 00:03 | Tensions are growing in the region due to the supposed threat from Amn. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Bandits have been sighted attacking trade caravans |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | It seems that the best course of action would be meeting up with Gorion's friends |
00:12 - 00:15 | at the Friendly Arms Inn and travelling to Nashkel with them. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds like a plan. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Let's update the game to the latest version so we can play multiplayer at last. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Oh omnipresent authority figure... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner tried to host a session after installing the latest patch... |
00:34 - 00:36 | ... and the game crashed immediately. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone still playing vanilla BG, get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS IS THIS SHIT??!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | They keep us waiting ages for patches...! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And when they're finally released, they break the game even more??? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Enhanced, in my ass... |
01:29 - 01:31 | I was even dumb enough to pre-order! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I was ready to roll the best ranger/cleric ever, specializing in war hammers... |
01:34 - 01:37 | Even had my picture taken so that I could use it as my portrait! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I would have tried to charm every fucking bear in the Sword Coast! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the development team is small... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Then why in the hell are they messing with BG without gathering their party first??! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they had to freeze the development when the publisher went bankcrupt... |
01:48 - 01:52 | And why in fuck is that my problem? |
01:53 - 01:54 | I am a paying customer! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I already paid to play... |
01:57 - 02:00 | ... swayed by the promises of squashed bugs and stable multiplayer... |
02:00 - 02:03 | ... a new adventure that they didn't even bother to connect to the main story... |
02:04 - 02:08 | I had even uninstalled my megamodded BGT... |
02:08 - 02:13 | ... just to find out that every mod would have to be reworked to be playable with this piece of shit! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Tens of gigabytes of quality content and NPCs! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Instead I get an air-kicking idiot, overpowered buttguard and Ms. Fireballmagnet! |
02:27 - 02:29 | This is not what was promised to me... |
02:30 - 02:34 | I was supposed to slay my siblings... |
02:34 - 02:36 | and rise to godhood... |
02:41 - 02:42 | F'ahr Aighta... |
02:43 - 02:47 | It would have been best name ever for a half-elf cleric/ranger! |
02:48 - 02:53 | But no, they had to go and wreck the best RPG of all time.... |
02:54 - 02:56 | They probably just wanted to rip off money from iPad players.... |
02:56 - 02:59 | The game doesn't even have BGCONFIG anymore! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Everything has to be tweaked from the ini-file! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Notepad++ opens Baldur.ini just fine. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This must be how Xan feels... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe they'll release next patch before... |
03:25 - 03:26 | ...christmas holidays. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Then we'll play. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Hamsters and rangers everywhere will rejoice, when we kick the butts of evil. |
03:46 - 03:49 | The day comes when I... |
03:53 - 03:56 | ... will point and click. |