00:01 - 00:06 | So I understand you have to start taking out food for him. |
00:06 - 00:10 | Cause he only takes one thing when he takes it out himself. |
00:10 - 00:12 | Can you tell us what is he only eating? |
00:14 - 00:16 | Anytime he goes to take food... |
00:16 - 00:19 | I only put fry chicken in my plate... |
00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
00:21 - 00:26 | I hate how she says I have to eat rice with it just cause I'm only eating meat... |
00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
00:27 - 00:32 | Sometimes she's watching my hands to see if I have any chicken... |
00:32 - 00:35 | So I have to hide the thighs in my pocket... |
00:35 - 00:40 | |
00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
00:46 - 00:51 | So, did your pocket probably smell like KFC?... |
00:55 - 00:57 | It's really not that funny. |
00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, Wild Owl, sorry. |
01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect to the people. |
01:05 - 01:11 | So ma'am, can you tell us why you tell him to take rice with it? |
01:11 - 01:16 | It's so unhealthy eating like that and you have to eat everything together... |
01:17 - 01:20 | You wouldn't say that if I only wanted rice... |
01:20 - 01:21 | |
01:20 - 01:23 | Onetime she gave me rice with it... |
01:23 - 01:25 | And I only wanted the chicken... |
01:25 - 01:27 | So I ate out the thigh then said I was full... |
01:27 - 01:39 | |
01:39 - 01:43 | Other white people take chicken freely and their mom doesn't say anything... |
01:43 - 01:44 | |
01:44 - 01:47 | And I hate yellow rice... |
01:47 - 01:47 | He's still laughing... |
01:47 - 01:49 | |
01:49 - 01:51 | He has no respect. |
01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me, Wild Owl. |
01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to an audience member here... |
01:58 - 02:04 | Who's mom also has to take food out for him. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Yes, you sir. Why does she have to take food out for you? |
02:08 - 02:14 | I only want to drink soda. |
02:14 - 02:20 | She knows when I'm taking cause she can hear the gas when I open the bottle. |
02:18 - 02:24 | Why the hell does he keep laughing when we talk? |
02:24 - 02:27 | Cause our moms take out food for us... |
02:27 - 02:29 | But eating rice is so boring... |
02:29 - 02:31 | I tell her I'm not eating anymore when she doesn't let me take any... |
02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
02:33 - 02:35 | I only drink soda at parties too... |
02:35 - 02:38 | |