| 00:00 - 00:03 | Where is the Hanscomb being held this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At Tracy Park, near Bath |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | On the Parks course, then the Cromwell Course |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And on Sunday, after the golf, they will watch the Ryder Cup |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In the pubs here and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what time do we tee off on Friday |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am ready to kick ass |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Have not sent you an invitation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | John Bryant got the final place |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fuck me, you are kidding me. OK, everybody who doesn't have a lob wedge - get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That twat can't beat 150 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | His putting is shite |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I think he prefers boys to girls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry, Colin fancies you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've spent a fortune on new Nike clubs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have bought videos and copied Rory's swing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I worked on bunker shots until my hands were bleeding |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But John is a keen twitcher |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The only thing that twitches are his hands |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Simon is also keen on bird watching |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck off. He will spend the entire weekend in front of the Pay Per View |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We will be lucky to see him on the ciurse |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need goals they can hold politicians accountable for. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole with political ambitions could ride this wave just like Michele Bachmann |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Hello |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Good morning |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
