| 00:00 - 00:01 | There's something under your nose. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Very funny, it's just my mustache. |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | What are you looking at? |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | My mustache isn't a joke! |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | I've maintained it very well! |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | Seriously! |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | Bring me a brush for it! |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | Brush! |
| 00:18 - 00:18 | Brush! |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Brush! |
