| 00:01 - 00:06 | So I understand you both are nervous about going to see the doctor. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Cause your're afraid of something might happen at the hospital. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Can you tell us what your scared of? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | I'm scared what if my operation goes wrong... |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | I'm scared if they tell me I need glasses... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | I don't want glasses cause then I'll just look like a nerd in front of my whole friends... |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | They watch alot of tv shows so I know if I wear it... |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | They will start calling me Steve Urkel... |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
| 00:46 - 00:51 | So if they call you that, will you start saying did I do that?... |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | It's really not that funny. |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, Wild Owl, sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect to the people. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | So can you tell us hwat about this makes you so afraid to go there? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | God forbids what if it causes me to be even worst or possibly die... |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | People with glasses are so ugly... |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Last year I went to checkup for my eye... |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | But I was too nervous if I was going to fail it... |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | So I didn't answer when they called my name on the waiting list... |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | There was alot of people wating there too so I didn't want to look like a fool infront of them... |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I would have been embarrassed for life... |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | He's laughing at you. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | He has no respect. |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me, Wild Owl. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to an audience member here... |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | Who also's planning on not going to the doctor cause he's afraid of something. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yes, you sir. Why are you scared to go to the hospital? |
| 02:08 - 02:14 | Cause they're going to look at my dick. |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | It's going to be so embarrassing especially if they see it needs cleaning. |
| 02:18 - 02:24 | Why the hell does he keep laughing when we talk? |
| 02:24 - 02:27 | Cause of why we're afraid of the hospital... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But glasses make you look like a geek... |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | What if I even piss by accident while they're looking... |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | I know they will laugh at me... |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | |
