00:00 - 00:03 | Reports show the Unglamorous plan on drinking in our area tonight |
00:04 - 00:05 | They start predrinks in Tooting Bec |
00:05 - 00:07 | From which they waddle towards our position in Balham Spoons |
00:08 - 00:12 | We understand that all shall be in attendance |
00:12 - 00:15 | We assume they are going mainly for Curry Club tonight |
00:17 - 00:19 | Nah, Rianna doesn't have any credit on her Oyster Card |
00:19 - 00:21 | They're going Tooting Broadway Spoons instead. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They're flying there on their broomsticks. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Granted Rianna's one doesn't snap. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who drinks Brothers' Toffee Cider will leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING HIPPOS |
01:15 - 01:17 | JUST STAY IN AND BAKE CAKES |
01:18 - 01:23 | I just wanted to drink Jed under the table tonight without drama |
01:25 - 01:28 | We all know he can't handle his drink |
01:29 - 01:31 | That beard isnt fooling anyone. |
01:31 - 01:34 | But anyway, Jed will end up parring out Olivia out |
01:34 - 01:37 | They'll all be like 'mon then, square go like |
01:37 - 01:40 | and throw their Carlsberg at one of us |
01:40 - 01:42 | No one would be stupid enough to waste Carlsberg |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up you pussy, Carlsberg is shit |
01:46 - 01:48 | Allow, for £2.49 its alright |
01:48 - 01:52 | Just cause you get hardly any student finance |
01:53 - 01:54 | And the TV? |
01:56 - 01:57 | How am i supposed to see through the huge blob that is them? |
01:57 - 02:00 | The Chelsea game's on tonight |
02:00 - 02:03 | And I don't get any signal in there to get ITV player up |
02:04 - 02:08 | And the Cloud never fucking works either. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Probably won't even hear the game let alone see it over their cackling. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Don't even get me started on Rianna's snorting when she laughs |
02:17 - 02:21 | How Ballan dealt with that shit I have no idea. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I guess we could go Wheatsheaf instead |
02:30 - 02:34 | They've got some proper good ales on at the moment |
02:34 - 02:36 | and none of that 3% shit either. |
02:41 - 02:42 | But then, again |
02:43 - 02:47 | My student finance hasn't come through yet, I can barely afford Spoons as it is. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Bare wanted to get on that 3 Sol's for a fiver deal |
02:54 - 02:56 | Got hardly any baccy left either.. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And even we do have to endure their presence |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'm fed up of having to constantly remind them they're going nowhere in life. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry babes, you'll never look as bad as Maddy in that bunny outfit. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to pre drink longer here. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Rubs needs to finish that bottle of vodka first anyway. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Taxi. |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's cool, I've got some Coronas left in the fridge. |
03:40 - 03:46 | No fucking limes though, Tesco ran out, again. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Should've bought San Miguel instead init. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Let's go out for a fag. |