| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have some disturbing news my Führer. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | The parents at Silverhill school keep parking here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In the precincts carpark, we're loosing that area. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Here is the entry point, what shall we do? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's an easy fix |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can just erect barriers! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | We have already tried... and failed |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The parents just drive around the blockades |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave... except... The owners of the takeaway and the Beauty Salon |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you seriously kidding ME!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have (pretended) to own that land for 17 years! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have enough on my plate with my business in obvious financial despair... |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | I've seen the way they look at me in my Hi-Vis Jacket! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Someone tried to take my notebook the other day too! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So what if I get a sexual thrill from role play... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SO WHAT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Please! Calm down Mickleover Hitler! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you DARE! Tell me to calm down! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, they just want to take the children to school |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldn't care less what they want! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's mine God damn it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Year after year... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I watch as happy parents take their children to school |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then I realise I have nothing in my life but misery |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have made it my duty to pass on this misery! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | In the form of The Mickleover Hitler! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Stopping anyone and everyone parking in my carpark! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No one can defeat me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | (well maybe the council?) |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The only way they'll take me seriously... Is if I wear the Gimp Suit!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | In my Gimp suit I feel unstoppable... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't look at me like that! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Don't pretend you're not all sexual deviants like me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We all are! You know it's all cover up to oogle over school girls. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now listen up, I will not be beaten! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want you to let them all know. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That I will be stopping all cake sales at Milly May's |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we'll get cake somehow? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I shall stopped them at every turn, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even If i do have to stand there all day in my PVC Gimp suit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I'll even do it nude... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing will stop me reaching my goal |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Of full car park domination! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They will bow down to me, the almighty... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lord of The Car Park! |
| 05:05 - 05:06 | Now you're telling me the people of Mickleover, no longer fear my wrath |
