| 00:00 - 00:03 | SEM Reports are in from the EAG front |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Silicon nodules have penetrated our metal lines |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Look here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're non-conductive, so they restrict current flow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This one is so large, I broke an axle in my panzer by driving over it! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Run another lot, MEA will suspect nothing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll just bury the failure, as usual |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The customer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The customer has taken possession of the deliverables and deployed them in their systems |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Field failures have been reported |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Tucker, Gibbons, and Tien, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU ASSCLOWNS THINKING?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why am I always the last person to find out about anything? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | William Taung is better informed than me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Christ!! This can't be happening! AGAIN!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Im sooo screwed!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Carolynn has been looking for a way to humiliate me at the weekly staff briefing. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Imagine how happy she'll be to nail me to the cross with this! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And wait until Big Ted finds out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Leader, Carolynn has already informed him.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll be reassigned to "special projects" just like Fred and Gus. Goddam it!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Leader, Ted won't care about this! He has bigger fish to fry! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Hell care when Congress drags him to DC him to testify! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You stupid asshat! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Are you blind to facts? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We make one part every three years, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with cutting edge 1980's technology, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with absolutely zero pressure to succeed, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you threaten everything with your dumb-ass lying incompetence! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They'll close us down for sure! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll have to go back to being a male Bikini model! I should have gone Fabless years ago, like Stalin!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need to lie our way out of this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can do it; I'm the MEB divisionfuhrer! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Unlike all of you Obama voters! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll not soon forget this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You miserable 14's have stabbed me in the back for the last time!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll pay each of you back for this bullshit in spades. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I swear to the pagan SS Gods I will |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll subordinate all of MEBC to contracting, and Gibbons to Janatorial! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | For the rest of their bloated Federal careers! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Kwissy, contracting has offices with windows! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I did not deserve THIS! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Neutered by underlings in plain sight! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But I will persevere |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Mark my words |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | MEBC will watch my colonoscopy video until they are ready to stick sharpened pencils into their eyes! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There will be no mercy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dumbasses. |
