00:05 - 00:07 | The bar night we have scheduled is in two days. |
00:07 - 00:10 | We've been waiting some time for this, and I know how excited you are Moomey |
00:11 - 00:15 | Unfortunately, it looks like AEPi and Pike are having a joint party at Casa that night. |
00:16 - 00:20 | Fuck those guys, it doesn't matter since we already invited all of Alpha Phi. |
00:23 - 00:26 | Uh, Moomey... |
00:23 - 00:25 | Uh, Moomey |
00:26 - 00:29 | Alpha Phi... |
00:27 - 00:29 | Alpha Phi isn't going to our bar night. |
00:30 - 00:32 | Jaimie Farkas said they're all planning to go to FIJI... |
00:32 - 00:35 | They said no one heard about the bar night. |
00:50 - 00:55 | To anyone who did not invite any Alpha Phi's to the bar night, |
00:56 - 00:58 | Get the fuck out of chapter. |
01:09 - 01:12 | FUCKING FIJI?!?!?!?!?! |
01:12 - 01:15 | THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING SQUIDS!! |
01:15 - 01:18 | HOW DO WE EXPECT TO HAVE A GOOD BAR NIGHT |
01:18 - 01:22 | IF YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO INVITE ANY GIRLS? |
01:24 - 01:27 | YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE FUCKING PLEDGES |
01:27 - 01:30 | AEPI AND PIKE IS ONE THING BUT FIJI? FUCKING FIJI?! |
01:31 - 01:36 | EVEN TKE IS GOING TO LOOK BETTER THAN US AFTER THIS |
01:36 - 01:37 | But sir, there are plenty of girls on the invite page! |
01:38 - 01:41 | SO TELL ME WHO THE FUCK THEY ARE. |
01:41 - 01:44 | We invited all the Gamma Phi's we know! |
01:44 - 01:45 | OH ISN'T THAT FUCKING GREAT, FUCKING GAMMA PHI! |
01:45 - 01:47 | SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER HOUSE PARTY! |
01:48 - 01:49 | IMAGINE THE NEWS: |
01:51 - 01:53 | "Alpha Delta Phi's first bar night in years |
01:53 - 01:56 | was a total GDI fest." |
01:56 - 01:59 | COULD YOU IMAGINE THE YAK'S?! |
01:59 - 02:04 | WE WOULD BE THE BIGGEST JOKE SINCE EDGAR FROM AEPI! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I'D FUCKING CONSIDER RUSHING SIG EP AFTER THIS WEEKEND. |
02:08 - 02:14 | LOOKS LIKE LATE NIGHT WILL HAVE A NEW AUDIENCE |
02:14 - 02:16 | THIS IS TOTAL HORSECUNT. |
02:21 - 02:23 | Seriously... FIJI... |
02:23 - 02:25 | ZBT is totally not going to be cool with this. |
02:25 - 02:27 | And they're going to put all the blame on us. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Someone give me Jaimie's number. |
02:29 - 02:31 | Or you're all dropped. |
02:34 - 02:35 | Oh fuck man. |
02:36 - 02:42 | None of this would've happened if Mansfield was here! |
02:42 - 02:46 | But not like that matters. |
02:45 - 02:48 | I just don't understand how this could happen... |
02:49 - 02:52 | CAN WE GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER? |
02:52 - 02:55 | THIS IS FIJI WERE TALKING ABOUT. |
02:56 - 03:00 | Casie: I guess we are the only ones who like them |
03:06 - 03:08 | Welp, this is it. |
03:11 - 03:16 | It looks like we're just going to have to settle |
03:17 - 03:20 | have to settle with a joint bar night... |
03:23 - 03:25 | with ConnMen. |
03:30 - 03:36 | This is pretty much endgame. |
03:37 - 03:40 | Can't believe you guys... |
03:44 - 03:46 | End Report. |