| 00:01 - 00:06 | So I understand you both stopped going to the corner store for chips. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Cause there was something about it that turned you off. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Can you tell us what it is? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | The chips are expired at my store... |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | They always have rat bite on them at mines... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | I know it's rat bite cause I always see little holes through the bag... |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | The store owner saw it one day and thought I did it... |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | So I was forced to pay for it... |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
| 00:46 - 00:51 | So, how do you think the rats felt about taking their chips?... |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | It's really not that funny. |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, Wild Owl, sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect to the people. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | So can you tell us why don't you just get another chips bag instead? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | I checked the date on most and all were expired so I never wanted them back... |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Who knows if they ran all over the other bags... |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Onetime I finally found a good bag... |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | But I put it back right when I was about to cash out... |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Cause it had rat shit on it... |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | I told the cashier you guys really need to start having rat paste here... |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | You can get us all sick... |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | He's laughing at you. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | He has no respect. |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me, Wild Owl. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to an audience member here... |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | Who also stopped gpoing to the corner store for chips. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yes, you sir. Why made you stop going there? |
| 02:08 - 02:14 | They ran out of the flamin hot cheetos. |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | That's the only good chips there and all the others taste like ass. |
| 02:18 - 02:24 | Why the hell does he keep laughing when we talk? |
| 02:24 - 02:27 | Cause of why we stopped getting chips from the store... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But no way I'm eating shit after rats... |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | If anything, I'll buy regular cheetos and put hot sauce in the bag... |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Then mix it up... |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | |
