| 00:01 - 00:06 | So I understand you were very angry at your son. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Something about what he does in the bathroom. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Can you tell us why you got angry at him? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Well everytime he uses the bathroom... |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | I use out all the toilet tissue... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Sometimes I have alot of shit in my ass, and one tissue isn't enough... |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | Sometimes if I run out of toilet tissues... |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | I'll just use regular kitchen tissues... |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me everyone. |
| 00:46 - 00:51 | So, does your shit ever roll out your pants onto the floor?... |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | It's really not that funny. |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, Wild Owl, sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | I mean no disrespect to the people. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | So ma'am, what do you dislike most about him using up all the toilet paper? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Its costs alot of money, and he needs to save for the whole family to use... |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | The tissue gets stuck to my pants sometimes... |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | One time my brother noticed it... |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | And I told him... |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I'm trying to be like Jeff Hardy... |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Jeff always had toilet tissue hanging from his jeans... |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | What's so funny about it?... |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | I don't know. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | He has no respect. |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me, excuse me please. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me, Wild Owl. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Now we'll go to an audience member here... |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | Who also argues with their mom over the same stuff?... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yes, you sir. Why does she get angry at you? |
| 02:08 - 02:14 | I used up all the baby wipes. |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | Baby wipes are so much more refreshing to use than toilet paper. |
| 02:18 - 02:24 | Why the hell does he keep laughing when we talk? |
| 02:24 - 02:27 | Cause we use out everything when we shit... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's so hard with just one tissue... |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | I use wipes sometimes even when my ass is already clean cause it feels so good... |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | My mom can always buy back anyways.... |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | |
