| 00:01 - 00:06 | OK, so you are Expats in Bangkok, yes? |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | And you are thinking the Embassy will help with vaccines? |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | In this time of crisis ... |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | We believe it is your job to get us vaccines |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | We are counting on you. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Counting on ME? |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Yes, we need help! |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Your kidding? |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | We pay taxes! |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | It is your job to help! |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | Help from the Embassy? |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | The Australian Embassy? |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | Are you high? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | That is hysterical! |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | People will die! |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | OK, I have a solution. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Here it is. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | How about Fairy Cake? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | I had that when I was a child. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Yes |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | I need a jab, not cake! |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | That is insane. |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Are you being serious? |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | I need a jab, not cake! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Don't you care? |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | Hysterical! Go on ... |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | What is so funny? |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | This is your job! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We are citizens too! |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | He doesn't care. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He gets paid to care. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | We are citizens... |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | I got J&J last week! |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | I feel great. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | And my family too. |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | And my staff. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | And this guy over here. |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Paid 10,000 Baht |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | The vaccine was crap. |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | You told me J&J |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | It was from China. |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | You sold him fake medicine. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Total Chinese crap. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And my family too. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | 30,000 Baht |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | For Chinese crap jabs. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | And you are laughing. |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | About Fairy Cake. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | OK, but I have good news. |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | The cake, is best with coffee. |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | And we will publish that |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | On our website. |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | I am late for a massage, goodbye. |
