| 00:00 - 00:03 | .... so the evaluation of the the 605 new bids is |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | taking longer than expected |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 2,420 evaluation sheets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | will have to be re-signed and all 56 evaluators will have to reconvene |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everyone will have to fly in to National Office again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But the 156 existing contracts |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have all being converted to order number .... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief Director .... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Only ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only 6 order numbers have been generated |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | At this rate we will never finish |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Directors stay behind. All Account Managers please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an instruction ... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ... it wasn't open for debate! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The AG is breathing down my neck .... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All expenditure under the previous two bids ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | has been declared "fruitless" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Modified Cash Standards have crippled us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We have been accused of "scope creep" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Payment for ecosystem services" hasn't materialised |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chief Director we tried to warn you ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You tried to "paint me into a corner", you and that Brian. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you refused to listen to anyone |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I had big plans for "unlocking private sector investment" |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Working for Ecosystems ... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ecological restoration ... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | .... without pesky baselines and targets. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Heavily subsidised value-added industries .... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | to avoid competition with the private sector. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Expensive High Altitude Teams on daily wage ... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ... so that they can sleep all day .... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and work anywhere they choose. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted to "develop the sector" ... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ... and not just create jobs. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wanted to save the world. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Eliminate sedimentation in dams. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Reduce national disaster risk |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ecologically-based climate adaptation |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ecologically-based climate mitigation |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Bloody Finance & SCM |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Goddam Legal Services |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we can send out more spreadsheets |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have listened to my staff ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | .... instead of doing everything my way. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | NRM is over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am taking early retirement |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ... at the end of September. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Good luck to you all .... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... in sorting out the mess I have left. |
