| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are only 3 restaurants in Midland to host events. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The southside of town is only Mexican food. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To the North, it's garlic press or MCC, that's it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If we go east, its Ranchland hills |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they have bugs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Call the country club |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they will handle everything. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ivan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Country Club is fully booked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is a girls birthday party |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except for Clifton, Josh, Moyer, Greg can stay too |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you it would should do Nasa again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They have an all you can eat buffet |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They also have astronaut ice cream, I love it. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are going to look like fools |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay, Whitney. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now we may be forced to call Greentree CC |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It will be like caddyshack. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do I like like Rodney Dangerfield to you? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can go to the movies, they have popcorn |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I hate popcorn, you know that. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the movie popcorn is delicious |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It tastes like old shoes, and you know it. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now we will have to go virtual |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Everyone is tired of virtual events |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We can't do another wine tasting |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or a book club with that professor |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have to have great events |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That's what we do |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Only in YPO |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Start the entire learning year over |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | from scratch |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now we have to fire Whitney |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I have to hire the new girl |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're ruined |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is my learning year, damn it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I ask you morons to do one thing |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you can't even book the country club |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We may be able to call the mall in Odessa |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If we're lucky |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Whitney |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call the Garlic Press |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's our only option now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or maybe a food truck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Never mind, I got sick from that food truck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make a spreadsheet of every restaurant |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Use google maps |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Whitney, do it now. |
