00:00 - 00:03 | The system of labelling Riesling according to sugar levels has been a success |
00:04 - 00:05 | Naming vineyard sites, Einzellagen and Grosslage |
00:05 - 00:07 | has also made it easier to understand our best wines |
00:08 - 00:12 | Wines from the Mosel, Rheingau, Pfalz |
00:12 - 00:15 | are recognized around the world for their quality |
00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, give Steiner |
00:19 - 00:21 | the Iron Cross for making this happen |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has introduced a new classification system |
00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner's Pyramid Scheme |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burghoff |
01:13 - 01:15 | Steiner's Pyramid Scheme! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The original Steiner system makes sense! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Why is he making changes without my consent |
01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to |
01:29 - 01:31 | I put up with his father's belief in gnomes |
01:31 - 01:34 | Burying cow manure in horns |
01:34 - 01:37 | flower days making wine taste better, yeah right! |
01:37 - 01:40 | stirring water back and forth, insane! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer I can't permit you to insult the magical mystical things that science can't explain |
01:42 - 01:46 | The VDP also has their own designations! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer Namaste! Name the pradikatswine levels |
01:48 - 01:52 | Kabinet, Spatlese, Auslese |
01:53 - 01:54 | it's simple |
01:56 - 01:57 | Beerenauslese, Eiswein, Trockenberenauslese |
01:57 - 02:00 | then we added leiblich, suss, halbtrocken |
02:00 - 02:03 | We worked on this together |
02:04 - 02:08 | We had system that worked |
02:08 - 02:13 | I should have followed Burgundy or Champagne |
02:14 - 02:16 | Grand Cru, Premier Cru, Prestige Cuve |
02:17 - 02:21 | even Kristal is known by Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | I never went to wine school |
02:30 - 02:34 | It was my dream, work in a vineyard, make my own wine |
02:34 - 02:36 | I took exams, I couldn't answer the questions as put, |
02:41 - 02:42 | damn the Brits! |
02:43 - 02:47 | This was planned all along |
02:48 - 02:53 | None can understand this |
02:54 - 02:56 | Its more complicated than my two front war |
02:56 - 02:59 | Master somms won't remember this |
03:00 - 03:02 | e-books will have to be updated |
03:04 - 03:07 | Greta, you wont need to learn it for this exam |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's over. Destroy the labels |
03:19 - 03:23 | I wanted a scale like Alsace uses. |
03:25 - 03:26 | he said that's too easy |
03:31 - 03:33 | its not very Germanic |
03:40 - 03:46 | If you think I am giving up Riesling for Liebfraumilch you are seriously mistaken |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather shoot myself in the head |
03:53 - 03:56 | Go ahead, drink it if you want |