| 00:00 - 00:03 | The convoy arrived yesterday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The rides and midway are open |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the fair will be in Madison thru Sunday night |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | games of chance....fried Twinkies and footlongs everywhere |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they even have a boxing monkey this year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. I love the fighting monkey |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sweet is going to kick that monkey's ass |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner reported that the monkey is still undefeated |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he whipped Sweet like a rented mule. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've never had a beer with Sheemy and Carl at Billiards and Lunch....leave...now.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the hell....?!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Seriously...what the hell? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I bet Carl $50 that Sweet would slap that monkey senseless |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't have that kind of cash... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sweet is gigantic... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was sure he could hold his own against a fucking monkey |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now you tell me he lost..?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and I'm out fifty fucking dollars...!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I can lend you the money to pay Carl when I get my check friday |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its not about the money shithead... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer...that was no average sideshow monkey |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How can I show my face in Kernersville..? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm fucked....!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Carl will be on my ass for his money |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sheemy will be telling everyone I'm a deadbeat.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all because a monkey whupped Sweet's ass |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | every Friday I love to have a couple of cold beers and some pickled eggs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | down at the Billiards and Lunch |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | now I can't go in there till I scrounge up fifty fucking bucks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't take another weekend doing vodka shots in the hot tub with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm broke as hell |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was saving up for breast implants |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and the Large seafood platter at Libby Hill |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm screwed I tell you... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | how the hell can a mountain of a man lose a fight with a midway monkey?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had to beg Carl to make that bet |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've been had |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All Sweet had to do was land one punch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | he would have cleaned that monkey's clock! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | keep it together....we'll take Sweet some 'naner puddin' |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm completely fucked... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm out fifty bucks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sheemy will never let me hear the end of it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Carl will never shut up till I pay him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If anybody knows how I can make a quick 50 bucks ill do anything... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I mean anything.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | full cornhole |
