| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're working around the clock telling people it's a scam. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've highlighted rug pulls... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and these dangerous parties in Miami. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We also found questionable "celebrity" accounts. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They did't give permission, and we think lawsuits are inevitable. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well it's a scam... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They - can't even withdraw money from it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They just listed Bitclout on the Blockchain exchange. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Anyone can buy and sell it now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who made a profile, or invested, or wants to... can get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT MAKES THIS SHIT ALL REAL! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NOW IT CAN'T BE SHUT DOWN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Next it'll start trending, and everyone will want to be part of it... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can't disable accounts now... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They can say anything they want! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They can even remain anonymous! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How are we going to cancel people now? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And why list it on blockchain.com?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer - blockchain.com has one of the best reputations of any - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAW ON REDDIT! WALLET PROBLEMS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, those idiots write down passwords on post-its |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My password is always my dog's name! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FOR EVERYTHING! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Are you calling me dumb? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How can anyone remember some random seed phrase? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why would a password be some random word garbage? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What happens when you lose that shit? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Say BYE BYE to all your stupid DIAMONDS and your LIKES! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't people be happy on a traditional platform? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sure their data is captured and sold, but we show them a cool advertisement FOR FREE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now they're no longer the product... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They are their own product, investing in themselves! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking crypto is ruining our control! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I allowed... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...the FUNNY YELLOW DOG to be a coin because ELON liked it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A meme shitcoin that was totally harmless... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because those coins were inflationary... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But then the BitClout deflation bomb happened so fast! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now that it's capped it's GOING TO THE MOON! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok @jakeudell, I won't tell them you onboarded me. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I read the whitepaper. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | simple and elegant, and it does empower the user. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Powerful. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If we all made accounts now... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we all buy each other's coin while it's still cheap, before everyone's grandma gets on... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I will hodl my coin until the end. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sell all my doge. |
