| 00:01 - 00:07 | There is glorious news to report in the County of Hanover! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | The Supreme Leaders of Commissioners have humbly voted themselves a raise! |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Our humble servants will accept an 82% pay increase or their self-proclaimed excellent work! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | During the same monthly meeting... |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | our glorious County Servants have bestowed |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | the burden of a property tax increase on the people! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | County Manager Chris Coudriet recommended a 47.5 cent tax rate, |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | which is effectively a tax increase of five cents |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | per $100 valuation for county residents. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Supreme Leaders snapped their fingers at those who dare scoff |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | at the ruling as they were briskly escorted from the |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | room by security forces for "opinion re-focussing." |
