00:00 - 00:03 | So Paper 5 was the worst Paper |
00:04 - 00:05 | Followed closely by Paper 7 |
00:05 - 00:07 | But Paper 4 will be different. |
00:08 - 00:12 | It's got all the nice questions, including C/C++, Security, and Further Java |
00:12 - 00:15 | It also has that garbage Compilers. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Right, so obviously I'll do 2 C++, |
00:19 - 00:21 | 2 Security, and Semantics. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The C... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The C++ questions are impossible |
00:34 - 00:36 | You are going to fail. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who did the compilers questions, leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT |
01:15 - 01:17 | THAT WAS THE HARDEST PAPER I'VE EVER SEEN! |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND MARKUS THOUGHT HE'D BE FUNNY BY PUTTING IN AN SQL QUESTION. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SQL |
01:29 - 01:31 | I COULDN'T PRACTICE THAT SHIT AT ALL |
01:31 - 01:34 | BECAUSE THE SECURITY TICK WAS SO CLOSE TO EXAMS. |
01:34 - 01:37 | And who the fuck does compilers anyway? |
01:37 - 01:40 | I had no choice but to do 2 Semantics questions! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But the Semantics questions were actually okay. |
01:42 - 01:46 | No they bloody weren't! The Semantics was as awful as the rest of it. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, Question 9 was bookwork. |
01:48 - 01:52 | How was I supposed to know it was bookwork in the heat of the exam?? |
01:53 - 01:54 | I HATE CAMBRIDGE. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Why do I bother staying here at Cambridge, |
01:57 - 02:00 | When I'm struggling for the entire year, |
02:00 - 02:03 | AND THEY TEAR US APART WITH THAT PAPER? |
02:04 - 02:08 | I thought that Further Java might have even been okay, |
02:08 - 02:13 | But no! The Further Java was just as horrible as the rest of it! |
02:14 - 02:16 | There go my chances of passing the year year |
02:17 - 02:21 | And Stalin's probably going to get a 1st >:( |
02:27 - 02:29 | Go get the gun. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I want to kill myself now. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I had dreams, and Cambridge ruined them. |
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