00:00 - 00:03 | Tomas: Alright guys, it's that time of the quarter |
00:04 - 00:05 | it's time to plan OKRs |
00:05 - 00:07 | for Web and Dash teams. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Last quarter was tougher than expected, |
00:12 - 00:15 | so let's make sure to set low expectations this time. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Arnas: Yes, but also |
00:19 - 00:21 | leave time for the Personal OKRs. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Tomas: Arnai.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Juras.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Povilas: Juras didn't approve time. |
00:34 - 00:36 | There won't be any Personal OKRs this quarter. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Tomas, Povilas, Ieva, and Giedrius |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is complete bullshit! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I have never seen such bullshit before! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Do they think the codebase is the cleanest ever written? |
01:25 - 01:28 | And there's no need to refactor? |
01:29 - 01:31 | This is amateur hour! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I'd rather leave to work at Vinted! |
01:34 - 01:37 | At least those bastards are a real Unicorn! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Not like us, without a real valuation! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Giedrius: Arnai, but Vinted doesn't have Personal OKRs either.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Arnas: And their code is clean? It's an even bigger shite than our garbage! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Giedrius: Arnai, our code base is okay! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Arnas: If you think your code is clean, go do a review once in a while! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's always me! |
01:56 - 01:57 | You ping me on Slack, |
01:57 - 02:00 | and expect me to reply immediately |
02:00 - 02:03 | while I'm drowning in your MR garbage? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Your code is shit! |
02:08 - 02:13 | The commit messages are barely understandable! |
02:14 - 02:16 | God damn slow-ass Jira.. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Why don't you write your diary in Confluence? |
02:27 - 02:29 | Not just Slack, |
02:30 - 02:34 | in person, marketing comes over |
02:34 - 02:36 | when I'm with headphones! |
02:41 - 02:42 | And Ovis.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | And that god damn Ovis with his CI/CD "improvements".. |
02:48 - 02:53 | "do it this way", "use artifacts".. |
02:54 - 02:56 | guy doesn't even attend our standups.. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Renamed some jobs in .gitlab-ci.yml and calls himself a DevOps! |
03:00 - 03:02 | The bastard scripts in Bash! |
03:04 - 03:07 | ydrunas: Ovi it's okay, Bash is not that bad |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we can refactor on our own time.. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Monolith will stay forever.. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Wordpress.. |
03:31 - 03:33 | we'll still be using Wordpress.. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Pour in hours into Prismic for Marketing people, |
03:46 - 03:49 | and they just create tickets? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Please kill me.. |