| 00:00 - 00:05 | And so I pull up discord and message Aybum and CJ |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | LET'S RUN SOME 3's |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and eventually... I convince them... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | To play comp so we can get back up to Grand Champion or even SSL |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | First game in Aybum goes AFK |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | AFK |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He said... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He said..."MY CONTROLLER IS NOT WORKING!" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | "NOT AGAIN" |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "I SPILLED WATER OVER MY CONTROLLER NOW IT DON'T WORK!" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and this fool decides to switch over to KBM |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Where he doesn't know how to even drive or jump |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | AND I'M LIKE |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "NOT ANOTHER 2V3" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | "GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "EVERY RANKED GAME" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | AND CJ |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | CJ GOT 999 PING |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS MY TEAMMATES |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | THIS IS WHY I AM HARDSTUCK... IN EVERY PLAYLIST... CAN'T GET BACK UP TO GC |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | AND I'M OVER HERE |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | TRYING TO 1V3 |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyways, we get things fixed for next game |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | No problems here, we good to run another |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So next game |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | CJ doesn't go for kickoff |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He's leftside |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Leftside on kickoff |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And I'm like..."How the hell... did you get up to Diamond?" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Dumbfuck |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And Aybum |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | AND AYBUM |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | DISCONNECTS FROM THE GAME |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | SAYS HE GONNA GO PLAY SEA OF THIEVES |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE RANKED GAMES. CJ CAN'T GO FOR KICKOFF" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "And what about Bach?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | OH YES BACH |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | WHIFFS EVERY AERIAL THROWN AT HIM |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Thinks he is a mechanical god |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Can't even do a speedflip on kickoff |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "And isn't he a Grand Champion?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah, he is a GC but pretty sure he got carried up there |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He probably streams to earn money to pay off his carry |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | A boosted monkey he is |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And hardstuck champ |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | CAN'T EVEN BEAT ALEXA |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | A GC CAN'T BEAT A CHAMP |
