00:00 - 00:03 | Sir the apes are advancing |
00:04 - 00:05 | on both strategic locations |
00:05 - 00:07 | on Wall Street and Frankfurt. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Reports suggest they're holding over 80% |
00:12 - 00:15 | of the free float |
00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just wait til AMC are iliquid |
00:19 - 00:21 | and they declare chapter 11 |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | the Silverback |
00:31 - 00:33 | the Silverback did Rights issues |
00:34 - 00:36 | and raised $1.25 billion |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who holds short positions of < $10 million please leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | Our naked shorts, they were supposed to be out of cash |
01:15 - 01:17 | Bloody apes, supposed to be dumb money |
01:18 - 01:23 | We are the smart money |
01:25 - 01:28 | That bloody big Silverback |
01:29 - 01:31 | Reddit investors, bloody meme stocks |
01:31 - 01:34 | Gamestop and now this |
01:34 - 01:37 | Bloody Gamma Squeezes |
01:37 - 01:40 | We're short at $10 |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir the underlying value |
01:42 - 01:46 | Forget underlying value |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir our technical analysis |
01:48 - 01:52 | Your technical analysis doesn't apply |
01:53 - 01:54 | This is the Mother Of All Short Squeezes |
01:56 - 01:57 | and it hasn't even started yet |
01:57 - 02:00 | it's only FOMO and diamond hands |
02:00 - 02:03 | have driven the price up so far |
02:04 - 02:08 | Bloody Wall Street Bets, bloody Reddit |
02:08 - 02:13 | How did the Apes become intelligent |
02:14 - 02:16 | We'll all be in the poor house |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'll have to take that job in MaccyDs |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm ruined altogether |
02:30 - 02:34 | I was a Master of the Universe |
02:34 - 02:36 | the biggest Bear of them all |
02:41 - 02:42 | Bleedin apes |
02:43 - 02:47 | Big dumb bloody Apes |
02:48 - 02:53 | Bloody vaccines allowing cinemas to reopen |
02:54 - 02:56 | they were supposed to be closed. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Giving popcorn to retail investors |
03:00 - 03:02 | They're not playing by our rules |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry you can marry an ape |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe poverty won't be so bad |
03:19 - 03:23 | Some apes seemed happy before this |
03:25 - 03:26 | All our funds gone |
03:31 - 03:33 | into the hands of the Apes |
03:40 - 03:46 | We'll have to cover our positions |
03:46 - 03:49 | by buying the Apes shares |
03:53 - 03:56 | Ah well |