| 00:00 - 00:03 | First, Hans must be dropped off at soccer practice at the YMCA |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then, immediately head to downtown |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for Helga's karate match. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If you take the interstate, you will pass IKEA on your way home. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your wife says to remember the table comes in 3 separate boxes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, I have the truck. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll just hit the restroom and be on my way. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The toilet... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The toilet is clogged. Both are clogged. There |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | are no working toilets at the moment. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't have young children at home please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How is the toilet clogged?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is the toilet clogged again?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First the toothbrush! Then the bar of Ivory soap! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How is Helga 14 years old and still |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | think its ok to flush a bar |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | of soap down the toilet?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There is something seriously wrong with these children! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No one is allowed to use the toilets anymore except me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The kids have to go somewhere, sir! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They can go outside for all I care. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, what if someone sees this? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We have a fence, the neighbors won't know a thing! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm done with this! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All I do is unclog toilets! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The excessive toilet paper, the inhuman-sized terds... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I hate plunging, I get crap splashed all over me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | it's disgusting! At first I thought the toilet itself was |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | just a broken piece of junk, or a pipe was clogged, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but last night I fully disassembled the toilet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and augered the pipes. There was nothing wrong! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's the children... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my own children, that I have raised to know how to properly... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | use a toilet. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We've been over this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And then they won't even tell me what they flushed! And I have to plunge and auger |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and snake the pipes until I finally come upon an apple! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are going to learn to unclog the toilets themselves, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't care how young they are. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Let the children get crap splashed in their eyes! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Helga. We'll start giving Hans a stool softener. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't want to be an angry dad. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know the children don't mean it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | when I work all day |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and come home to use my own toilet |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I can't... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I lose my temper. |
