00:00 - 00:03 | my führer, the Nazi parade will take place here. |
00:04 - 00:05 | while the music night will |
00:05 - 00:07 | be here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | this is where you will take your photos, you will have plenty of time to create |
00:12 - 00:15 | your playlist and introduce yourself to the photographer |
00:17 - 00:19 | what are you talking about??? |
00:19 - 00:21 | I already have my own photographer. |
00:24 - 00:26 | my führer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | your photographer... |
00:31 - 00:33 | your photographer is sick, he will be replaced by |
00:34 - 00:36 | Tanja Hansen. you know her! |
00:53 - 00:58 | all those who have a wool knitting done by Gerda, go away |
01:13 - 01:15 | TANJA HANSEN? |
01:15 - 01:17 | TANJA FUCKING HANSEN!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? TANJA HANSEN PHOTOGRAPHER OF MY NAZI PARADE? |
01:25 - 01:28 | SHE WILL TAKE AT LEAST 1000 PHOTOS, IT WILL TAKE |
01:29 - 01:31 | ABOUT 3 DAYS! |
01:31 - 01:34 | SHE WILL PHOTOGRAPHES EVERY PATHETIC FLOWER! |
01:34 - 01:37 | AND WE HOPE THAT THERE ARE NO ANIMALS. |
01:37 - 01:40 | OR WORSE!! SOME FUCKING PUPPIES!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | my führer, but she is very good..and charming |
01:42 - 01:46 | REALLY? WE ALL LOOK LIKE THE DISNEY BAND!! TANJA IS TOO ROMANTIC!!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | my führer, but she takes spectacular photos |
01:48 - 01:52 | I KNOW! BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES IT DO? AND SHE IS ALMOST BLIND! |
01:53 - 01:54 | AND SHE COMES FROM Vanløse!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I AM A SERIAL KILLER, A SOCIOPATH! |
01:57 - 02:00 | I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A BOY SCOUT IN THE PHOTOS! |
02:00 - 02:03 | PHOTOGRAPHS FULL OF LOVE, COLORS, AND LIGHT. |
02:04 - 02:08 | AND I ALREADY KNOW, SHE WILL COME, WITH HER GREEN BLEU EYES, |
02:08 - 02:13 | .FANTASTIC SMILE, WILL ASK ME TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH A KITTEN IN ARM AND THE SUNSET BEHIND |
02:14 - 02:16 | AND SHE PROBABLY POST THE PHOTO ON INSTAGRAM |
02:17 - 02:21 | AND SHE WILL DEFINITELY TAKE A MILLION LIKE!!!BUT WHY DON'T SHE GO TO STALIN? |
02:27 - 02:29 | BUT WHY DON'T SHE GO TO STALIN? |
02:30 - 02:34 | .... I don't understand, I don't understand, how is it possible |
02:34 - 02:36 | to call Tanja for the Nazi parade? |
02:41 - 02:42 | . AND THEN YOU ALSO TALKED |
02:43 - 02:47 | TO ME ABOUT THE MUSIC NIGHT! BUT SURE, HOW NOT? TANJA'S MUSIC NIGHT YOU WILL WANT TO SAY! |
02:48 - 02:53 | .And I ALREADY KNOW THAT I WILL USE SHAZAM ALL NIGHT |
02:54 - 02:56 | THAT BITCH ALWAYS SURPRISES YOU |
02:56 - 02:59 | WITH HER MUSIC.!!!! MUSIC THAT I AM THE ONLY ONE NOT TO KNOW IT |
03:00 - 03:02 | MUSIC THAT DRIVE ME CRAZY!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | delete your playlist immediately! |
03:14 - 03:16 | .. Okay, if Tanja really has to come... |
03:19 - 03:23 | let's take precautions. for example: smiles and good humor are forbidden. |
03:25 - 03:26 | no animals allowed, |
03:31 - 03:33 | not even at the table. and no nice weather! |
03:40 - 03:46 | and have the ACDCs arrested.so, just to annoy tania. indeed, cut off Angus Young's hand. |
03:46 - 03:49 | then let's see if her photos are so harmonious |
03:53 - 03:56 | in all cases I do not come. |