| 00:00 - 00:05 | FKRS drop into match and WaR drops all their bots in... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're like, here we go boys, time to spank that ass. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Then Snipeer was like no, they'll punch out like pussies. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We get to their spawn and all that's left are randoms. Even a Griffin. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We finished that match in sixteen fucking seconds. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They suck. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We drop again, it's them!!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The dumbasses don't even care that it's beacon rush... They're trying to punch out as fast as possible... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | There's only one random left and we fuck him |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | before he can even get his home beacon! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | NO KEYS, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | for like six fucking matches! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | We drop again, |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and who the fuck do you think it is? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's WaR. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | But now they got smart, |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | they won't even drop a single bot!!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They've lost so many cups, they're almost in the negatives!!!! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They spent so much on this game, |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and are letting Master's pass them by! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So the randoms drop in, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | we get down to business, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and wipe our ass with them as usual. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | WaR queues back up.... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Here we go... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | These dumbasses.... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They will do this all day, no fucks given at all. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's us! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | So we don't drop! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | We wait! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They spawn in, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | get all the way to the bridge in castle.... |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | What a bunch dumb cock sucking tanking ass faggots! They think they got a regular match. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Then you dropped in? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Then we dropped in, yes! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I've never seen a robot shit a brick! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They jumped off into the water! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Then the match ended, and they got reported. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What is your favorite robot? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | The Loki. I can go stealth so they can't see what clan I'm in. Maybe they won't punch out. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It still doesn't work. These faggots probably listen to our comms. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I've never seen anything like it. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Do you play War Robots? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I need a damn opponent. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | But if you see a Loki, run. We'll fuck you like Oblivion's vagina. |
