00:00 - 00:03 | Eric Adams continues to maintain a YES price over 50c, |
00:04 - 00:05 | Meanwhile Wiley is also steadily gaining, |
00:05 - 00:07 | due to the pumping of Rainbow Jeremy and DL 138. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Our YES holders have sustained significant losses, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and in fact, the worst losses are to the tune of 65%. |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's no problem. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We'll simply round up 118% of the Orthodox and Asian vote. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Yang... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Satmars... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Satmar Community formally endorsed Eric Adams for Mayor. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They've worked with him for more than 20 years. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave this room except for Blake, George, Tusk, and TheWinner. |
01:13 - 01:15 | The MATH said I would win! |
01:15 - 01:17 | The CNN bigwits set me up to win! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now these asshole Jews stab me in the back after I gave them carte blanche to massacre Palestinians. |
01:25 - 01:28 | I was supposed to capture the center-right of the Party, |
01:29 - 01:31 | And progressives were irrelevant to begin with! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Which one do they want, a Republican or a Socialist? |
01:34 - 01:37 | The prices were much more fair a month or two ago, |
01:37 - 01:40 | Our shares are down because of that damn shill Ricardo1994! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Yang, 72c two months before the election was a batshit price to begin with... |
01:42 - 01:46 | More batshit than paying 50c for Eric Adams? That asshole doesn't even live here! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Yang, those allegations were proven false. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Since when does Yang Gang give two shits about trivial matters like reality? |
01:53 - 01:54 | I was all over Reddit! |
01:56 - 01:57 | All the neckbeards in the world |
01:57 - 02:00 | were circlejerking on Twitter about my campaign, |
02:00 - 02:03 | liking and retweeting absolute garbage like my endorsement from John Liu. |
02:04 - 02:08 | I had to foresight to tap people like Garcia to competently run my government |
02:08 - 02:13 | while I would take all the credit and claim I was enacting real change, preparing to run for President. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Then the New York Times had to fuck me. |
02:17 - 02:21 | They endorsed the broad and smeared me as some kind of smarmy middleman. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Why did this happen to me? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a good man, some of these assholes actually had it coming. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Stringer groped women. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Far Right...? |
02:43 - 02:47 | I used to have an army of nerds who wanted UBI chanting that I was their progressive savior. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I was more than happy to give those lazy bastards free money |
02:54 - 02:56 | provided that it could buy me the election. |
02:56 - 02:59 | But now AOC got out the damn progressive vote |
03:00 - 03:02 | And Wiley is stealing the entire progressive vote! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Lucy, there are still shithole flyover states where the Right can win. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I must apologize to you gentlemen. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I fear our YES shares our completely worthless. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We've lost. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Our pump is over. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I fully intend to continue running for public office until I win something. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Even if it's some dumb shit like a school board seat. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Please continue pumping me there. |