00:01 - 00:06 | So, you say portuguese people are intelligent, independent in thought, and freedom lovers |
00:06 - 00:10 | And will never clap and vote in morons |
00:10 - 00:12 | nor comply with horse shite? |
00:14 - 00:16 | Yeah |
00:16 - 00:19 | a very accurate description... |
00:19 - 00:21 | Pardon me |
00:21 - 00:26 | Why are you lollin', god damn it, tuguese folks hate to be bossed around |
00:26 - 00:27 | ... |
00:27 - 00:32 | It's true, you darn right winger chicken shite, i feel in my chest |
00:32 - 00:35 | And it's not cuckvid fackcine cardiac side effect |
00:35 - 00:40 | pfhhehehehehe (weird phone line noise) |
00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me, excuse me, excuse the me |
00:46 - 00:50 | You know, and i'm the easter bunny smokin' weed, hahaaaaa |
00:50 - 00:54 | (easter bunny lolz) |
00:55 - 00:57 | Cuckvid is seriously, and you lol, so... |
00:58 - 01:00 | I'm sincerely sorry |
01:01 - 01:05 | Well...moving on. Sorry, ass face. |
01:05 - 01:11 | So, moronavirus made your neurons acidic, become a karen, a bunch...? of problems |
01:11 - 01:16 | Yes, i locked my parents inside a freezer |
01:16 - 01:17 | hmm hmm |
01:17 - 01:20 | I'm also a non binary cuckvidian person... |
01:20 - 01:21 | hmrrr |
01:20 - 01:23 | I...i...still make sex of all kind |
01:23 - 01:25 | physique doesn't matter |
01:25 - 01:27 | Catarina Martins still bangs me.... |
01:27 - 01:39 | Pfhraaaahahahahaa (chicken singing alelujah or smth) |
01:39 - 01:43 | You sis gender bastard, you don't find me bangable? |
01:43 - 01:44 | (chicken laugh) |
01:44 - 01:47 | I know kung flu, i can fu |
01:47 - 01:47 | Yea i like |
01:47 - 01:49 | My chakras are red now... |
01:49 - 01:51 | I need a test. |
01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me |
01:54 - 01:55 | excuse me |
01:55 - 01:59 | Well, indeed you're very sexy, i bet your chakras glow red hot |
01:58 - 02:04 | Uhm, Greta's father will now speak |
02:04 - 02:07 | Sexy gentleman there |
02:07 - 02:07 | talk |
02:09 - 02:14 | My daugther's farts are zero carbon |
02:14 - 02:20 | So must be everything, so, screw cows and human anuses |
02:18 - 02:22 | I love you so much, Greta senior, after this |
02:22 - 02:24 | we will have sexy time |
02:25 - 02:27 | Absolutely, and wheel chair racing, too |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'll my valves tuned |
02:29 - 02:31 | My V8 is ready, too |
02:31 - 02:33 | Yay ahah |
02:33 - 02:35 | We'll call Melinda |
02:35 - 02:38 | and run over some african children |
02:39 - 02:42 | It was awesome, to shite all over these morons |
02:42 - 02:44 | They got so pissed, that they |
02:44 - 02:46 | committed suicide |
02:46 - 02:51 | by jumping from a plane, with a mask as parachute |
02:51 - 02:54 | Just to raise awareness about being a fucken moron |