| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Stanley Cup Playoffs are different this year. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Because of COVID, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the divisions are changed. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Canadian teams play only other Canadian teams, some teams on the East are playing against Western teams, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | basically, whoever wins this year will go through a tough format. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No big deal. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Atlanta Thrashers will make a good run. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Thrashers... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Thrashers are no longer in the league. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They moved to Winnipeg in 2011 to become the Jets. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not a fan of the Jets, Coyotes, or the Panthers, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Winnipeg Jets!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A franchise that died years ago? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You are telling me that bottom feeding town of Winnipeg got another NHL team? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is not fair. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All the young rookies in their system. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Evander Kane, Brian Little, Andrej Pavelec... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So much potential. They were going to be stars in this league! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They were going to carry this team for years! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, most of those players turned out to be busts anyw- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you and your opinion, you probably bandwagon the Blackhawks! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the Atlanta government didn't even want them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares what they want? This team is my pride and joy. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | From the very beginning... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We drafted a loser in Patric Stefan, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who couldn't even score an empty net with Dallas! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Our goaltending was shit most of the time too! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ilya Kovalchuk left and Hossa fucking killed a man.This team has been cursed! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Our coaches have never worked another game in the league when they got fired. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How hard is it to put a good team on the ice anyways!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You make it to the playoffs and you can't even win a single playoff round!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The owners have been dreadful running this team. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had so much high hopes for this franchise. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All for it to blow up right in front of me? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the jerseys... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That alternate jersey should've never been made and wore by actual human beings. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Atlanta Flames have more prestige in the few years they existed than the Thrashers ever had. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the Coyotes are still a team? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That hillbilly of a team still operates while the Thrashers are killed off? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't stand people from Arizona anyways! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, he'll root for another team. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 11 years of pain and suffering. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have seen this team fail every year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pain. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Agony, even. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess I have to root for that new Seattle team and hope that they turn out better. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They better not disappoint me like the Thrashers did. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Bettman. |
