| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Fuller, we have nominations for Life Members |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are the Merkels |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dr Brandstetter |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Herr Scheckenbach |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Davidsons |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | und Herr Hillig |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And who has nominated them? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ummmm, former Prasident Bramboeck |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He wishes .... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | to announce them |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It would be respectful |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | for you to allow this. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Nein! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NEIN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He was a dictator!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | His inner circle must be destroyed! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That bitch of a Secretary |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Rewriting the Constitution |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And baking cakes! Cakes! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That traitor Sullivan. Setting up the BBQ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Fuller, there was an error.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The kitchen has refused to send more sauerkraut |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And Sullivan has been banned from cool room |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Supermax has too many Kransky and no weisswurst |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The onions have been burnt |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | But where is the MUSTARD? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Must I fill the bottles myself??? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who is taking the minutes? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Must I do everything myself? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This Club did not exist before me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And it will not exist without me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will burn it to the ground before I let Bramboeck speak on the microphone again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am King of der Stammtisch! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need to speak! Let me raise my hand. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where is the Manager? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Herr Fuller, he is now the CEO |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | CEO??? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was told he was the Manager |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Bring me his family |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There must be some of them in the Club. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | His daughter? His son? His wife? All his cousins? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Kat - he didn't name you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We must make plans for Oktoberfest. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Goulburn was a failure. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Queanbeyan auch. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have an idea |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We must run some pissweak events at the Club |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A Winter Solstice. Some Stueble events. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A fondue night. I must win. |
