| 00:00 - 00:03 | we lost hartlepool to the tories |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | kept council seats |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | there is a bi-election in batley and spen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as Brabin has pissed off to be mayor |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | get shabir or aafaq to stand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will easy win it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Starmer sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there is about 563 candidates |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ours is kim leadbeater |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and george galloway is standing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | whoever carried tracys brabins handbags leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | bloody george galloway!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | hes going to split the vote |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and he hates jews like us, viva palestine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | he will be purring like a pussy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | if he gets more votes than us |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and whos this ryan bloke for the tories |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | do you think he can win? and does he live in batley |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | wheres is he campaigning in batley and spen? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | outside takeaways and getting pissed in the wetherspoons |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | thats what we do and our supporters do |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | i will order more postal votes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | we cant win with cheating, look back to 2019 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | all our activists |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | have pissed off |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | why did that blonde tart |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | drop batley and spen |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i know why, its because angela rayner is a better lay |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | trying to seduce me with a shoulder less dress |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the doc martens couldnt get me a boner |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | well she can have the mayors job and fuck that up too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | would rather sleep with diane abbott |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | she gets my heart beating more |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it goes bang bang bang |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | like a gas explosion |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | at the old natwest bank on hick lane |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | anyway try and smear ryan the tory bloke with some lies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | tell the people of batley |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | hes only ever been to the showcase cinema with granny |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and he is backing the BGS teacher |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont cry kim love |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i think this election is over for us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | unless we put gorgeous george in a bare knuckle fight |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with a pikey |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | in the irish nash after 20 pints |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | or get 'peirs fighting for cleckheaton' in there too balls it up for ryan |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | now someone ring angela rayner |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and send her to my room please |
