| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dan Crook has eaten all the food Mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First he ate at KFC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then stole from McDonalds |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You can see that he is now very overweight |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and is now on his way to Wendys |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Greedy fucker. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We must deal with him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He is too fat |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can not catch him |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is on a tractor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Send in the SS, The Gestapo and the Luftwaffe |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS KID IS TOO FAT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW CAN HE EAT SO MUCH! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE IS A PIG |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DESTROY HIM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE WILL STARVE HIM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE WILL LOCK HIM UP IN AUSCHWITZ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HIS WEIGHT IS UNACCEPTABLE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WE WILL PUT HIM ON A DIET |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mein fuhrer, that is not possible, he's a pig |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT HE IS A FAT NIGGER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, he is white |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | KILL HIM! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He will be fed to the jews |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you're telling me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you can't catch him? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Crooky has entered Berlin |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He is heading to the Fuhrerbunker |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is he doing this to me? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He is a supporter of Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't deal with this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He is a fat, greedy pig! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Can't you stop him eating? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fat Bugger! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking obese cunt-face commie |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He is a member of the Mafia. A crook! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must catch him before he arrives here |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And take him to the concentration camp |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | His Dad should've used a condom! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. We will catch him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No we won't, It is too late now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't believe this fatty got away with it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Crook! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The food is gone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The McDonalds is gone, The KFC is empty |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wendy's has been robbed! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It is over. |
