| 00:00 - 00:02 | Fuck no, I don't trade crypto |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | nO uNdErLyInG vAluE |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | $DOGE to the moon |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Nice... |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | I asked those guys if they trade crypto |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | I trade everything |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | My mate told me to buy Dogecoin last week |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | When lambo? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I'm still waiting for my portfolio to moon |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | But it's all red since I bought... |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | My mate said BTC only goes up |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | So I put all my money on Bitcoin |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Now my landlord is getting ready to evict me |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | My mate says HODL... I don't know... |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Do you know Qluster Research? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Qluster's daily technical outlook report |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | A technical outlook report? How much is it? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | It's free for a limited time |
