00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, we have an update on the latest tournaments. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Riptide is completely locked, |
00:05 - 00:07 | and entry is capped for every event. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Lehigh Valley is running biweeklies, and Xanadu is opening soon. |
00:12 - 00:15 | It is looking like we won't have another major until 2022. |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's no problem, |
00:19 - 00:21 | Steiner got us into Homiefest 2. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner thought he could last minute reg but he couldn't. |
00:34 - 00:36 | The venue is full. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you paid attention and registered on time, leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You've gotta be shitting me! |
01:15 - 01:17 | How hard is it to DM someone on Facebook? |
01:18 - 01:23 | That fucking pot bonus is mine, and everyone knows it! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Do you know how much I've been practicing? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I can downthrow Fsmash every spacie player! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I haven't lost to a single falco on unranked. |
01:34 - 01:37 | There's a crew battle, Melee singles and Doubles, Project + Singles, |
01:37 - 01:40 | Catering, a fucking bulldog, and now we can't do shit! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, last time the tournament ran a little late |
01:42 - 01:46 | There's even more setups! And the tournament starts earlier! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we can just go to Genesis or Shine. |
01:48 - 01:52 | When, in fucking 2023? |
01:53 - 01:54 | This is different! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Do you seriously think that major venues |
01:57 - 02:00 | will have open commentary prior to Top 8, provide food for competitors |
02:00 - 02:03 | and let them drink and party at a lakehouse? |
02:04 - 02:08 | This was going to be my chance to get my Armada number down to 6! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I even got vaccinated so I could have the chance to bother TOs about my seeding in person! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Now I have to sit in my room grinding tech skill, |
02:17 - 02:21 | but all my favorite players are attending, even Schref! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I wasn't invited to the PA invitational, |
02:30 - 02:34 | But I was gonna show them all at Homiefest 2 |
02:34 - 02:36 | That AryanMarth should be PR'd! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Venue is full... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Even with the basement opened up for P+ and two porches! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Dimension, Godtouch, IdeasGuy, and Umbra are all going! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Every region in Pennsylvania is represented, |
02:56 - 02:59 | but no love for us Pennsylvania Dutch? That fucking Steiner, |
03:00 - 03:02 | even if we were there he'd drown in pools! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok; He plays Ice Climbers. |
03:14 - 03:16 | ...I'll be on Do Not Disturb on Discord for a while. |
03:19 - 03:23 | At least I'll be able to watch on Twitch that weekend. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Godtouch on Commentary? |
03:31 - 03:33 | No he'll be in top 8. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think he'll win it for free again you're highly mistaken. |
03:46 - 03:49 | He's got a lot to prove, |
03:53 - 03:56 | and everyone's gotten better. |