| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Anderson |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Good news |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're ready in these areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to release the latest 4 corners program |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is guaranteed to drive the Liberals nuts |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Make sure its a good show |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | not like the previous crap. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Anderson. I regret to report |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The next show |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | is about the Morrison links with |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the QAnon terrorist group |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone from Play School get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fuckwits |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They've already cost me a bucket |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now they go on with some stupid pile of crap |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | some stupid conspiracy theory |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they picked up |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | from the tea lady's facebook page |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should have sacked them all years ago |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is this Sally again? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, she is an award winning journalist |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She couldn't investigate my arse |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I must protest |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Protest up your bum - here use this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are all idiots |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They only reason we have them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is because Woman's Day thought they |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | were too bat-shit crazy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dealing with them is like |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | getting a million watt transmitter |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | hooked up to your balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have sold 4 Corners to Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm trying hard to make ABC |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | proud and a trustworthy source |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | of news everyone can understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But I tell you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | those "investigative journalists" make Murdoch look fair |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or the 7:30 report a source of facts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The bird brains are winning here |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because I'm not supposed to interfere |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | no matter how stupid they get |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he drinks coffee |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can you win public trust |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when these people follow their personal vendettas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | innuendo |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | half truths and propaganda |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The saddest part is that it's all paid by innocent taxpayers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | who have no choice but to pay |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not that the lefties would mind. |
