| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sam you turn fifty on the twenty sixth |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | For the piss up we have blokes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Coming from the South and North Side |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everyone has RSVP'd |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the wets are coming from BWS Windsor |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats the local lads |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What about interstate? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Royal...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is a chance the borders will be closed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some lads won't be allowed in |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Perce, Jack and the Crabs get the fuck out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Its my fiftieth for fuck sake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This wouldn't have happened in R company |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we partied no matter what |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | even when we ran out of hair gel |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and moisturiser we soldiered on |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and only one bus a day out of Bickleigh |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | never kept us out of the strasse |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sam calm down the BESA lads are coming |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuckin great perce, crabs and jack |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they're good lads |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't give me that "good lads" shit, how many own a frock? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are just not the same |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I wanted to be surrounded by royal |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In all his wonderful effeminate glory |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wearing their missus underwear |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and mincing around like an ageing LC |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but no..I am getting Dave Richards and his "talking of cunts" bollocks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What did I do to deserve this? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even like half the SEQ det |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ian Laird for fucks sake? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He's a fuckin pony fiddler from Southampton |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even I draw the line at that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Far out I fuckin swear |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even understand a word Charlie Charlton says |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and Basher Bates is a shadow of himself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | since he got all loved up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he's all Wine tasting, hand holding |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and luvvey duvvey selfies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Jenny, Julian loves you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am sorry lads but it wont be the same |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am gonna miss Radar |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | although.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | not as much as the strippers will. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't let it ruin my birthday |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We need an alternative wretch |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get Steve Bailey on the phone. |
