| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone come in and listen up, we've things to discuss |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mitch is currently leading |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and his stroke is looking clean |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He's seeing the ball like a watermelon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Everything is coming together for him as you can see here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But as we all know, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll plummet down the leaderboard |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ahh sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Word is.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Word is Mitch just won, by 9 shots |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 'Fucking lapped em' they said |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that has not slept on his garage floor, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't believe this dog! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What happened to the glory days of the chook! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He was destined to play at Oxley his whole life! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now look at him |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Moving up in the world |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Trotting around Sanctuary Cove Golf Course |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Growing a clean beard, making famous friends! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Cuddling with Dusty on a nightly basis in his warm bed |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir I don't think he's met Dustin Martin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not the footballer, the cattle dog you dumb motherfucker |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, there must be a way we can trip him up |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you not understand what is happening here? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ya bois made it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's the finished article |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | These are no longer the days of old |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | where tinder and beers ruled his life! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's flourishing into an elite athlete, he cant be stopped now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I have to stand here and accept it with a smile on my face |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I miss the glory days! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Throwing his money away on the punt like and idiot! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | backing donkeys left, right, and center |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | everything he backed came second |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 'EACH WAY KING' they chanted |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | now look at him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | winning time and time again, Richmond, Chelsea, all winning |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He could back a cow into a win at Randwick |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is only the start of it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Next he'll be prancing around the pro tour |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Winning the Australian open, swimming in millions |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll never win a chook run |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know where to go from here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Iv tried it all, attractive caddy's, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | golfer girl, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's too strong now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All that is left is to jump on the bandwagon, and claim that I've always loved him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe then he'll take me to vegas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The glory is in the trophy. |
