| 00:00 - 00:03 | el juicey |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | have you been to turkey |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for dodgy barbers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | for john buridgre hair transplant |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | seen here with ya real mates |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | tarts are dripping at my hair |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | edripping |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | el fabio tarts are taking piss, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | just shave it off |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | you look fooking stupid man |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | hamlet on eeeeeeee |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all lads who still go to barber fook off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | my hairs like sreven fletcher |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | takes me hours on a morning to draw and wrap over |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | no one can tell its starts from me neck and wrapped over |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | wtf |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he'll shave it off |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ghandis balder than a fooking egg |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and jellous of my flowing locks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | our lass bought me a comb ffs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | juice ya bald man |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | am i fook |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | its like a 4 year old drew it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | people complement me on my hair |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and its volume |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | they say wish i could pull that off |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | its took me years to master the wrap over |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that fooking bill his hair blacker than leroy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and yous take the piss |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | all i ever wanted was to have hair |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | not be bald and ginger ffsab |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | all you lads getting old gracefully fook that |
| 02:27 - 00:01 | well im not |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i know its fooking stupid |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but our lass wont me shave it off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and i dont want to be bald like |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ghandi n el skitz |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | baldy cunts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | dan n bill got lovley hair |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ive even bought some hair gel |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | im growing it long |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | we'll buy him a wig |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | doctor said its only temporary |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and that one day it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | will grow back , |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and i can get me hair put back on me balls |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | said any day its will start |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to grow back# any day now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | guaranteed |
