| 00:00 - 00:05 | Ok, onto Everton. They really have a top class manager in Ancelotti. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Money to spend, New Stadium, Everton fans Believe |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | By the end of Ancelotti's Reign, They will be Champions. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Ancelotti and "The Usmanov Money" eh? But guess what ?? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Carlo just fucked off to Real Madrid ! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He screwed them! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Its Beautiful |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They beat Liverpool just once in the last decade |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | ONCE!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They celebrated like winning the title, but it gets better |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Rumour is Rodriguez cut his own Dick off ! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And competing for Miss Columbia this year ! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Everton fucked him so hard |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | He became a Woman |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Gave up Madrid for Everton |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And his dick for Piss Flaps |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Its True... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | This is sensational |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Everyone laughing at Everton |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | What next? Swapping Z cars for All the single ladies |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | New Sponsor deal.. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | From Tena Lady |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Now come on lets be serious |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Everton's new manager candidates are just in |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Lets Take a look |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Big Sam Allardyce |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Big SAM!! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They want him back... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I am not sure the fans will like that |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | And the next one... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Wait for it... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Oh God |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Everton are in talks with |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Nigel fucking Worthington |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Where the fuck has he been for the last 10 years? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Least he's British |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah he's British SHIT ! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Finally there is Drunken Ferguson |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The Piss Pot who Everton fans Adore |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | He threatens young fans to work hard in school |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Maybe he is what Everton need? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Maybe... Maybe... because they cannot be more fucked.. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Than they are right now... So they may as well |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Drink Themselves Stupid.... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Beer with Lemon... for the Bitter Blue Cunts ! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Everton Football Club... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The ultimate gift that just keeps on giving !! |
