| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, we are ready for the new school year. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The students are conscripted. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Senior classes are here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We don't know what room to put year 9 or year 10 in. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Open Plan Learning has been a total failure this year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What do you mean "total failure"? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are you saying Open Plan Learning is a complete failure? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 150 students is too many in a room. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have failed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Keital, Jodl, Krebs, you remain behind, the rest leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean! 150 students? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking idoits have not been reading Hattie. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told you cretins to read that fucking book day and night. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now go get me that fucking book |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Operation Open Plan is a failure! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For fuck sake - just fucking teach them. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Collect all the fucking books and fucking burn them. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now get those fucking books |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, I am reading those books |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about your reading habits. You fucking idiot. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, I really want those books |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will put this pencil and your books up your fucking arse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What a load of bullshit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I told you to read Visual Learning |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | For fuck sake what is wrong with you fucking cretins? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You pansies think you are educated because you suck on a |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | fucking cafe latte served to you by some pony tailed hipster |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in that fucking over priced school canteen owned by the sub race? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How hard is it to open up Visual Learning and give some |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | fucking feedback? You can even give fucking feedforward - what the fuck is that? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will give you all some feedback on you! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You are fucked! You can't control a class of sub humans! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They don't deserve to be taught by you. Bunch of cretins |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What can we do? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just open up Hattie and read Visual Learning and give some fucking feedback |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I now want you now to predict your student's HSC marks! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The fucking HSC! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You heard me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Predict those fucking HSC marks! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry - I predicted you a band 2. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Forgive me father, I know not what I do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I tried to make love to beautiful Eva last night. What a performance. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I failed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I needed the little blue pill. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Operation Open Plan was supposed to revolutionise education and be innovative! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But of course I was let down by you cretins! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Open Plan is fucked. |
