| 00:01 - 00:06 | this evening we ave chester & gertude star , arguably the most bealing greetin wee wumminzees of the day |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | heard you pair a plamphs were oan the scotsman & SSB greetng like fuck earlier |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | gertude , elaborate hen |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | canny compose maselll the noo, greet greet |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | sawrite gerty , the pain will pass |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me.. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | the pain will pass to rage quite soon hen |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Continue.. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | listen to the rage in ma voice, am sounding like a wee wummin the noo |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | when you talk like this you know yer getting better |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | hahahahahahahahaha....she's greetin |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | excuse me , excuse me these cunts are bealin |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | has guidetti turned you both intae wee wummnzees |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | hehehehahahahaha |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | its no just guidetti, its thst cunt ahmed and ashely anaw |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me. Sorry, sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | bealin, fuckin is the guidetti signing |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | so wan of yous actually burst oot greetin on SSB earlier the night |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | a phoned in tae the show just as the guidetti news broke , and it took me by surprise |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Mhm.. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | the rage goat tae me too hen |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | a felt |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | a felt ma windpipe tighten as the rage built |
| 01:23 - 01:27 | afore y eknow it there was tears and ma voice goat even higher |
| 01:27 - 01:38 | yeeahhh hahahahaahaaaaaahhhaaaha hahahahahahahahaaaaaahhhahaha |
| 01:38 - 01:43 | bastertin SFA UEFA FIFA and the IRA are all pally wally , tellin ye hen |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | ahahahahahahahaha |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | were running oot ae hankies in our hoose |
| 01:47 - 01:48 | us anaw chester |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | gonny stoap telling them ma names chester |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | Excuse me, excuse me |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Excuse me, |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | we have Celtic fan patrick on, saying its good tims dont get through to ssb |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | allowing the listeners to pish themselves at the wee wumminzees greetin |
| 02:04 - 02:09 | pat, why do u think its funny to laugh at the people with funny wumminny voices ? |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | the first time i heard the wee wummnzees greetin |
| 02:12 - 02:18 | a near shat ma scants i laughed that much , fuckin greetin wee bastirts |
| 02:18 - 02:23 | its Guidettis fuckin fault we talk like this |
| 02:23 - 02:26 | blaming guidetti ya fanny |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | chester , wee gertrude is greetin again |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | fuck her, ma throats killin me |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | listeners , dont yous just love the fact guidetti was allowed tae sign |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | these cunts wrecking the bealometer |
| 02:44 - 02:48 | and when ahmed ringfences his dough the morra what a way tae round aff the week |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | thank fuck were all Tims eh ,,, hehehehehe |
| 02:51 - 02:55 | kin ye imagine if guidetti plays in europa , watch the ribs Bhoys |
