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Hitler finds out Coach K is retiring
Someone is not happy about the future of Duke men's basketball

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00:00 - 00:03The transfer portal is open.
00:04 - 00:05There are players available
00:05 - 00:07in the south and the midwest
00:08 - 00:12and mid-major stars looking for
00:12 - 00:15playing time at prestigious programs like Duke.
00:17 - 00:19And Roy Williams has retired.
00:19 - 00:21Coach K will dominate the ACC for years to come.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Coach K...
00:31 - 00:33Coach K is stepping down.
00:34 - 00:36He's coaching one more season.
00:52 - 00:58If you're a Duke fan and you've never set foot on campus, get the hell out of this room.
01:13 - 01:15He cannot retire!
01:15 - 01:17With Roy gone, the ACC was supposed to be ours!
01:18 - 01:23Recruiting was going to be a breeze!
01:25 - 01:28We were going to dominate!
01:29 - 01:31There would be no one left
01:31 - 01:34to intimidate the officials!
01:34 - 01:37We had Jamie Luckie in our pocket!
01:37 - 01:40Ted Valentine! Roger Ayers!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer Coach K is 74 years old! He has grandchildren!
01:42 - 01:46His hair is still a very natural black! He's ageless!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer! Surely you know he dyes it.
01:48 - 01:52No respectable man that age would continue to dye his hair.
01:53 - 01:54It's beautiful!
01:56 - 01:57What is he going to do now?
01:57 - 02:00Television? Are you kidding me?
02:00 - 02:03The man has no personality!
02:04 - 02:08He was born to coach and to work the system!
02:08 - 02:13We were supposed to continue scheduling cupcakes at home!
02:14 - 02:16Who is going to tell them about neutral sites?
02:17 - 02:21Who is going to tell them we don't play on the road?
02:27 - 02:29The ACC-Big Ten Challenge . . .
02:30 - 02:34the non-conference streak at home! That's still going, right?
02:34 - 02:36We always beat Coppin State!
02:41 - 02:42Unbelievable.
02:43 - 02:47Who is going to teach the lost art of flopping?
02:48 - 02:53 Who is going to coach slapping the floor?
02:54 - 02:56 Who is going to lash out at the press?
02:56 - 02:59Who is going to intimidate the Chronicle writers?
03:00 - 03:02Who is going to jump down the throats of student journalists?
03:04 - 03:07They'll tell him about Scheyer soon enough.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe Brad Stevens is available.
03:19 - 03:23I hear he loves Durham.
03:25 - 03:26How could he not?
03:31 - 03:33Everyone loves Duke Gardens.
03:40 - 03:46What is Quin Snyder up to?
03:46 - 03:49Wojo just got fired. He could come back as an assistant.
03:53 - 03:56As long as it's not Scheyer.